Trixie Mattel

First strike, lifelink

When Trixie Mattel enters, it deals 2 damage to any target and you gain 2 life.

When Trixie Mattel dies, you may pay {w}{w}{w} to exile it, then return it to the battlefield tapped at the beginning of your next upkeep.

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