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Reveal your library, target opponent selects a card revealed this way and remove it from the game and add it to your sideboard. Shuffle your library.
Open a 15 card booster of Magic the Gathering and select an Aura or Artifact Equipment and put it onto the field attached to target creature and add the rest of the pack to your sideboard. If the opened pack contains no legal targets, add the card removed from your library into your hand and add the opened pack to your sideboard.
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