Trump Card

This card can only be played by idiots or bigots.
This card costs {1} less to play for every dumb accusation, statement or proposal you make.
{ut}Sexually harass target creature, player, or planeswalker and Trump card gains one {e}.{ut}Be born rich and then act like you're a good investor because of it. Use one {e} to Complement Putin and definitely not win the election because of it. {e} Be racist. {e} Be Sexist. {e} Be Islamaphobic. {e} Be homophobic.