TRUMP, Crybaby

When TRUMP, Crybaby enters the battlefield,
his controller gains 5 tear tokens. You may
sacrifice a token to put a +1/+1 counter on target
creature, which is exiled at the end of turn.
When TRUMP, Crybaby enters the battlefield,
if target opponent does not like Donald Trump,
TRUMP Crybaby gains your choice of Haste
or a +1/+1 counter.
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