Trump, Fake News Tax

At the beginning of your upkeep, if an opponent controls more lands than you, you may search
your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal
them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
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•We have it totally under control. Its one person
coming in from China. Its going to be just fine.
•I have never seen a thin person drinking diet coke.
•There is nobody more conservative than me
{bull}The beauty of me is that Im very rich.