trump king of dingus

this card can't die or be removed from the battlefield
{t}{c}{c}{c} create three 1/1 walls with defender
{t}{c}{c}{c}{c} create three 2/1 border patrol agents with deathtouch if you countrol a wall
{c}{c}{c}{c}{c} counter target spell
{t}{c}{c}{x} create x 2/1 border patrol agents with deathtouch if you countrol a wall
{t}{c}{c}{c}{c}{c} amass 5
even planswalkers trembeld at his might