Trump Troll

Deathtouch, swampwalk, Troll 2 (When this card enters the battlefield, target player loses life equal
to twice the creatures you have exiled).
Easily the most colorful language in earths 4.5 billion
year history, Trump is a true wonder of the natural
world, with the ability to shame countless objects and/or people, the evil ambition of a natural gas company under presidential power.