Trusty Patches

Kicker {1}{b} (You may pay an additional {1}{b} as
you cast this spell.)
When Trusty Patches enters the battlefield
destroy target tapped creature opponent controls. If Trusty Patches was kicked, instead destroy target creature opponent controls, then proliferate.
Heh heh, this is what I do, my friend. The trinkets
I'll be stripping off your corpse; that's the real treasure!