Trygon Predator

Flying
Whenever Trygon Predator deals combat damage
to a player, you may destroy target artifact or
enchantment that player controls.
" Passengers waiting for flight 73 to New Orleans, the conditions in the Gulf are still delaying our departure. Unfortunately, we've just been informed that the dark
lord Cthulhu has shat on the runway at the New
Orleans airport, and we'll be delayed at least another
hour."