T.S., Fuckin' American Badass

Haste, Trample, Firststrike, Reach

Get good - When T.S. American Badass enters, deal 5 damage to each opponent and each creature controlled by opponents.

Injection of genetic perfection- Once per turn, put two +1/+1 counters, a Trample counter, and either a deathtouch or lifelink counter on target creature.

"Momma didn't raise a bitch." - T.S.