Tsunami, Royal SeaWing

Flying, Flash, Double Strike
{2}: When Tsunami attacks creatures you control
get +0/+2
{2}{u}{u}: Create two 3/3 royal SeaWing guards with haste
{2}{u}{u}{u}: Deal 3 damage to target creature of
player
"General, may I take a nap? General, I need a papaya!
General, my claws are tired! General, look, a butterfly! SOMEBODY IS GETTING STABBED
IN THE FACE IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP."
-Tsunami