Tuetol Sighting

Tap all creatures target opponent controls. Any creatures tapped this are destroyed if they have 2 or less toughness
Create a 8/5 creature token with reach, trample, shroud, and hexproof named Tuetol
This spell may not be countered
Look honey, it's a. . OH MY GOODNESS! DID IT JUST. . .NOO!!
-Mary Smith, Tuetol victim