Turbo, Malevolent Agitator

First Strike, Ward {2}

Untapped creatures may be attacked as though they
were players. There is no blocking step. A player
cannot be attacked if they control an untapped
creature. Trample damage is reduced to 0.

If a creature an opponent controls dies from combat
damage on your turn, exile it and draw a card.

AKA, cranky toddler.