Turn to Dog

Turn target creature into a white and black dog
with base power and toughness 1/1.
Put three doggo counters on that doggo. (You
remove one doggo counter at the beginning of
each of your upkeeps.)
When that doggo creature has no doggo counters
on it, it becomes a Legendary 13/13 Heckin
Doggo with Lifelink and Vigilance.
"Woof"