Tutter

Tutter's kinda small, but kinda hard to miss, so
whenever a player draws a card, they must first
name a type of cheese no other player has named
this game. If they cannot, they reveal the drawn
card and say X kind things about themselves,
where X is the converted mana cost of that card.
Tutter cannot attack. Like, ever.
Am I a lady or am I a rat?