Tweek\'s House

({T}: Add {U} or {R}.) As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters tapped.{flavor}Cartman: You’ve got a nice, big kitchen, pretty new appliances. Door in the back gets you out to the garage. Richard: Excuse me, what are you doing? Cartman: Just showing them your house. Come on, let’s check out the second floor– Richard: Our house isn’t for sale!