Twisted Aristocrat

When Twisted Aristocrat enters the battlefield,
create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token, then
each player discards a card and loses 1 life.
{1}{b}: Return Twisted Aristocrat from your
graveyard to your hand. Activate this ability
only if you control a Zombie.
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