Tyler the Retard

Haste, Flying, and Double Strike
Cost's {x} Mana where {x} is the number of
Artifacts on the field.
{3} Choose one of the following
•Draw 1 Card
•{t} for 2 turns No Maximum hand for the
rest of the game
•{t} For 5 turns. I've become God.
You can no longer lose the game.