Tyrion Lannister

{t}: Hear Me Roar (Put a bribery counter on target Human creature. As long as that
creature has a bribery counter on it, it can't
attack you or block your creatures. At the beginning of your upkeep, pay {2} or remove all briber counters you placed.)
"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." - Tyrion Lannister