U. S. A.

Opponents have: Attacking Player gains all Oil you control then prevent all damage that would be dealt to you during this combat phase
{t}target Opponent gains an Oil Token( {t}add {c} / {t}sacrefie this Token add {e}{e} )
{e} USA deals 1 Damage to target Creature
{9}{ut} you gain X! Life wile X is the number of Player with Oil Token
Land Role (you start with only this land)