Uhm, Ackchyually

Whenever a player breaks the rules, they get a
poison counter. (Breaking the rules
includes any and all rules violations according to
the Magic: The Gathering Comprehensive Rules,
which can be found here: https://media.wizards.
com/2022/downloads/MagicCompRules%2020
220708.pdf . A single action that breaks multiple
rules triggers this multiple times. This ability is
only resolved if you point out the violation, say
"Uhm, Ackchyually", and explain the error in the
snarkiest tone possib