Uhm-Lek, Spawn of Patience

Enrage - Whenever Uhm-Lek, Spawn of Patience is dealt damage, target opponent
puts their hand on top of their library in any order, then draws X cards where X is
half their previous hand rounded up.
{u}{u}{u}, Skip your next turn: Draw five cards.
You can wait till the end of time, it wouldn't
matter, It will always be there.