Uncle Touch, the Sullier

+1: Counter target spell that was played during last opponents turn. It fizzles.
-2: Remove target land from game and put a 2/2 Green Goblin named "Chuckle-Tits" with deathtouch on the battlefield under your control.
-9: If there are four players alive during current game, you immediately win. If less than four, get an emblem granting unlimited mana.