Uncle Touchy, the Sullier

+1: Counter target spell that was played during last opponents turn. It fizzles.
-2: Remove target land from game and put a 2/2 Green Goblin named "Chuckle-Tits" with deathtouch on the battlefield under your control.
-9: Get an emblem granting unlimited mana. Discard your hand and search your library for 7 basic lands. You may no longer draw cards.