Uncle Trovelt

Deathtouch
Spells and abilities treat Uncle Trovelt as though
he didn't exist as long as he is on the battlefield.
(They can't target him, nor can they affect him in
any way. He can't be equipped or enchanted, and
effects that affect multiple creatures, such as ones
affecting all creatures, ignore him. Uncle Trovelt's
state, such as when he enters the battlefield, won't
cause abilities to trigger. He can still be blocked, and he
can still be tapped and sacrificed.)