Underachieving Djinn

At the beginning of your upkeep, you get {e}.

{w}, {t}: Gain 1 life.
{b}, {t}: Target player loses 1 life.
{r}, {t}: Deal 1 damage to target creature.
{g}, {t}: Untap target land.

Spend {e}{e}{e}{e}{e}{e}{e}{e}{e}: Draw 9 cards. You may put any number of basic land into play tapped.

He was sure of one thing: she really could make his every wish come true.