Undyne, The Undying

When Undyne, The Undying is put into the graveyard from the battlefield, pay {x} X is equal to how many times this ability has been triggered +1. {t}{u}{1} summon a 0/3 spear that has {t} deal 3 damage to target creature. Cannot be destroid via. deathtouch, takes 1 less damage from all non-spell sources
You're going to have to try a LOT harder than that.