Universal chaos

Indestructible.
Whenever a player casts a spell they roll a d4 and
gain that effect from below, you roll a d8 instead:
1 - The triggering spell is countered.
2 - You lose 2 life.
3 - You sacrifice a permanent or discard a card.
4 - You create a 2/2 red spirit creature token.
5 - You gain {u}{r}{g}.
6 - You create a 4/4 green spirit creature token.
7 - You gain 2 life.
8 - You draw a card.