Unstoppalbe Chuck Norris

Indestructible
This spell can't be countered or sacrificed
unless Unstoppalbe Chuck Norris wants it.
{x}: Unstoppalbe Chuck Norris fights X creatures.
{1}: Target Snake gains indestructible until
end of turn and fights Unstoppalbe Chuck
Norris. Put three time counters on this snake.
At the beginning of your opponents upkeep,
remove a time counter. When the last is
removed, your opponents sacrifice
this creature.