Unthinkable Cruelty

Enchant Creature.
Enchanted creature loses all abilities and gains;
{p/w}: Each opponent may draw a card and/or gain a life.
{p/u}: Each opponent may tap or untap target permanent.
{p/b}: Lose 2 life for each opponent.
{p/r}: Enchanted creature deals damage equal to its power plus its toughness to its controller.
{p/g} Each opponent may put a land from their hand into the battlefield tapped.
These abilities may be payed by any player but trigger as if they were payed by the enchanted creature's con