Unworthy Fruit

Target creature eats this card (it becomes an enchantment and is put on it) and becomes
unworthy, therefore not deserving strength (it
gets 5 -1/0 counters) nor dignity (it gets
defender).
The owner of the enchanted creature may pay {2} to remove all -1/0 counters on that creature,
but the card still has no dignity, so it keeps
defender.
Hahahaha, great joke.