Update Man

{b}{r}: Launch a slap attack
{p/r}{r}: Engage painful comeback
{u}{g/u}: Know an irritating amount about politics
{u}{u}{u}: Magically find time to look up politics
{p/b}{p/b}{p/b}{p/b}{p/b}{p/b}: Be obsessed with MTG
"I'd prefer a battle of wits,
but it appears you are unarmed"
Sean Speil