upgraded titan TV man

flying, haste, vigilance
laser sword-{1}{b}{b}{b}, deal 4 damage to any target
TV death screen-{x}{b}, deal {x} damage to yourself, deal {x} damage to upgraded titan TV
man (uttm), then deal {x} damage to up to 2 different targets.
teleportation-{b}{b}{b} UTTM and 1 other creature get +0 +3 until end of turn.
laser upgrade-{w}{w}{w}, UTTM and 1 other target creature get +3 +0 until end of turn.