Upper class twit of the year

1- when this card enters the battle field creat five
twit tokens each being a 1/1
that can't attack or block
2- Each twit token kicks a begger
(another opponents creature) but does not kill the
begger
3- each twit token backs up into an old lady
( kills the oldest looking creature on the board)
4{dash} each twit token kills itself off