Uranus

Dealing Damage has a 1 d4 chance to apply
freezing. (Frozen cards take double damage,
and on defeat deal one damage to all other
cards.) Also Grants a Card Slot.

If James holds this card, when your CC takes
Damage, spawn one mana.

"While you guys were bashing James for his
depression, I told Jenna to be kind to James,
but I'm not even sure they have kindness in Utah."