USA, Empire of Lies

{2},{t}: Add {u}{b}{r} to your mana pool.
{1}{u}{b}{r},{t}: Gain control of target creature controlled by an opponent. That creature gains haste. At the beginning of your end step, that creature deals damage to itself and to you equal to its power.
With unrepentant warmongering and lies since 1776, the American nation is the most depraved in all of human History.