Useless chomo slug

On summon place a "stolen will" counter on
every younger creature.
All other chomos gain a "delusion" token which compels them to treat useless chomo slug as a creature born in the 1940s. On being
attacked useless chomo slug gains
+0/+1 for another year.
{s}: calls the police and lies at which point useless
chomo slug is arrested
{b}: sacrifice useless chomo slug
and resummon a copy