Utter Chaos

Flying, Deathtouch, First Strike, Trample Devolve 3 (this card will quickly devolve into silly noncense where you go like bogalooalooo and its funny haha When Utter Chaos enters the battlefield, add {1} to your mana pool and {20} to your mana hot tub {T} commit murder in real life {T}{Untap} Do a flip. Wheee! {x}={13}, {y}={4}: solve for {z} Annihilator Whatever Any time a creature you control dies, hold a funeral. Any time a creature an opponent controls dies, force them to hold a funeral. Then, crash the funeral and dance on the grave. Sacrifice this creature: Install 30000 viruses onto your pc now!!! long text is long