Utter Madness

Each player discards their hand, shuffles their deck,
then draws 7 cards.
Everyones' life total is now X.
Every card on the battlefield has a coin flipped for
it. If heads, it goes onto the battlefield of the person
to its current owners right. If tails, it moves to the
left player. Any abilities activate as if the receiving
player had played the card from their own hand.
"Wonderful! Time for a celebration!"