Valdir, the Deceiver

When Valdir, the Deceiver enter the battlefield
become the monarch.
At the beginning of each endstep if you are the monarch choose one —
• Draw a card.
• Each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
At the beginning of each endstep if you are not the monarch choose one —
• Deal 2 damage to any target.
{bull} Goad target creature.