Valdra, Vengeful Deity

Indestructible, First strike, Deathtouch
Creatures you control have Afflict 2 and Menace. (Whenever they become blocked, defending player loses 2 life.)
Valdra, Vengeful Deity can't attack or block unless a player has 5 or less life.
"I was raised on hate, did you imagine my apotheosis would change that?"