Vale, Kindly Supervillain

Haste
{t}: Vale deals 2 damage to any target. If that target
is a creature, return it to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.
Whenever a creature is returned to its owner's
hand this way, you may draw a card.
Mwahaha! Tremble before my fearsome boomerangs of
doom! But, uh, be careful not to get hurt, okay? Evil's
all in good fun, right?