Valentino, the Pimp Vee

The Vees (You can have three commanders if the
others are Velvette, the Trendsetter Vee and Vox, the Techhead Vee.)
At the beginning of your precombat main phase,
put a contract counter on up to one target
creature. Then, gain control of all creatures with contract counters on them until end of turn.
Untap those creatures. They gain haste until end
of turn. Those creatures can't be sacrificed this
turn and can't attack their owners.
"You're gorgeous! Do you want a job?"