Valerie Felicity Frizzle

Each Artifact you control is an Artifact Creature.
If it isn't Vehicle, it has base power and
toughness 1/1, Vigilance and Indestructible.
+2: If you don't control a permanent named
The Magic School Bus, create The Magic
School Bus, a legendary colorless artifact token.
Valerie Felicity Frizzle can be your commander.
"To the bus!"