Valsharah, French Baker

When this card enters the battlefield if you have
all ingredients present, combine them to make a
French Bread artifact weapon.
{0}Equip French Bread and immediately hit the
opponent directly, make Valsharah, French
Baker Hexproof and immune to all card effects.
When direct damage is dealt, mill the entire
deck, exile the graveyard, deal infinite damage,
and destroy all permanents on the opponents field.
A true French person would beat someone with a
baguette, NOW that's a weapon! - Vals