Valsharah The Convoluted

When Valsharah is in your starting deck you
cannot win by any other means but through jank
methods. Winning through non-jank methods
results in an instant loss and a disappointed look!
(Mono white? Mono blue? Mono red? Please.)
{5}Add mana equal to the amount needed to
acquire the jank combo and win the game.
(Only activates if the card is in a jank deck
and nothing else)
And now, I shall win by pure non-sense!
-Valsharah the Convoluted