Van the Triggered

When Van the Triggered enters the battlefield, create 2 dream tokens.
Whenever you sacrifice a dream token, put a trigger counter on Van the Triggered and deal 2 damage to target player.
Remove 10 trigger counters from Van the Triggered: Exile all creatures and deal 10 damage to each player. You gain control of all creatures exiled in this way.
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