Vanguard Trooper

At the beginning of each opponent's end step, if that player controls more creatures than you, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.

At the beginning of each opponent's end step, if that player controls more lands than you, you may search your library for a basic Plains card, put it
onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
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