Vanstorm, God of Cringe

Indestructible
As long as you control less than four Cringe memes, Vanstorm isn't a creature.
When an opponent posts a Dank meme, Vanstorm becomes tapped, then generates a 0/2 Black Cringe meme token. This token cannot be sacrificed except to effects caused by CBT Sorcery spells that target Vanstorm.
Released from his vile prison by the furries that took him up as their god.