Velza, Advisor of Compliance

{w}{u}, Tap a Soldier you control: Detain target nonland permanent you don't control. Activate
only as a sorcery.

{b}{b}, Tap an Assassin you control: Goad target creature you don't control. Activate only as a sorcery.

"Look. You don't want to be here, I don't either. Yet here we are, and you got somewhere to be."